anomie life

I remember a few months after I got my first guitar, I looked on Ebay and found a cheap wireless system for only $50. I don’t even remember the brand. It was quite old and smelled like cigarettes, but it worked and thats all that mattered. It was great being able to be anywhere in the house and still hear my guitar, although it was quite quiet when I was 3 or 4 rooms away. That wireless and I had a great time together… ahh the memories… and then one day I let my friend, Scott, use it because I was playing drums in that band. While plugging it in, he accidentally switched my bass distortion power supply and the wireless power supply. Sadly, the polarity on the two power supplies was the opposite of each other and it resulted in my precious little wireless giving a small puff of smoke. Never to produce a sound again…..

That was then, but a few months after that sad incident, I decided to upgrade to a new wireless system. I didn’t like the whole “bodypack” concept where you’re still attached to this little box, so I decided to try out AKG’s “guitarbug” wireless system. The wireless transmitter is only about 2 inches long and it just attaches right onto your guitar.

Well, it sort of just attaches right onto your guitar… On guitars such as a telecaster or my Musicman bass, the wireless works great because it hangs down and you don’t have to worry about it falling off. I’ve had this thing for over 2 years and used it live on countless occasions, so I’ve found that its not perfect, but it is pretty good. If you have a standard electric with an input jack on the bottom, then you might encounter issues if you decide to jump around too much.

The problem is that the swivel design allows the transmitter to flop around. This is bad because eventually it loosens enough that you lose connection with your guitar. It comes with some velcro, which is great idea, but who wants to stick a piece of velcro to the bottom of all their guitars. I usually just use some gentle electric tape to ensure I don’t lose connection, but this can be a problem if you use more than one guitar. Also, on one occasion, after jumping off of something off of something, I came down and hit the wireless and knocked the gold connector piece of the wireless. Luckily, it comes with a second, slightly longer one that I’ve been using ever since.

As far as sound goes, it takes a little time to adjust to using a wireless system. There’s a volume control on the receiver as well as a gain control on the transmitter. If you don’t get the gain high enough then you’re signal ends up being weak. If you set it too high then the signal will peak and sometimes distorts the sound. And, as I’ve found with all wireless systems, the environment you’re in can also produce interference and an audible hum, especially if you put crazy amounts of distortion.

The range is plenty long for anything I can possibly imagine. I think the stated range is something around 300 feet. I tested it about 200 feet one time and it worked great. once you get that far then you can actually hear an audible delay between playing and the actual sound coming from my amp arriving at my ears.

I seem to have this strange affinity for buying things that look awesome, yet are quite inexpensive. So while everyone has their little Crate 40 Watt 1×10 Combo I have myself whopping Behringer 400 Watt 4×12 Stereo Cabinet. And then I realize I’ve gotta power it with something, so I get a Behringer head. I was so close to getting a Line6 head, but then I saw Behringer’s V Ampire LX1200. Wow… 32 amp models, 125 configurable channels, and its $200 cheaper!

Yea, I admit it. I’m somewhat of a Behringer addict.-so many great looking things for such a low price. As I’ve found, the keyword in that sentence is great looking. (Disclaimer: I have never received products for free from Behringer nor do I receive compensation for writing about their products.)
So anyway, now I have a very impressive looking Behringer half stack. Well, impressive at least to me and the casual passerby, but I’m pretty sure any serious guitarist would snub their nose at running their guitar through anything with the name Behringer on it. I’ve found that although many people look down on Behringer products, many of their offerings are actually quite good and useful.

But $450 for the Behringer 400 Watt 4×12 and 2×60 Watt Head is really a great deal for what you pay no matter how you slice it, especially with some of the features that head has. One thing that would be regarded as great by some (Me), and disgusting by others is the fact that all of its controls except the main volume are digital. This means those knobs can be rotated all the way around and keep going forever. It also means that once you decide your settings you can save them and not worry about someone messing with your settings. The head can hold 125 channels. What this really translates to is 5×25 channels. You have 25 banks and each bank has an A, B, C, D, and E channel.

The head also comes with a foot pedal that allows you to go up or down between these channels, but it only has 2 buttons so you can’t directly select a particular channel. This is really, really annoying. I’ve had more than one occasion where I was playing on, say, channel D and I meant to switch to C, but really ended up on channel B because I accidentally tapped the pedal twice. Also, when switching from a clean channel to distorted channel, it takes a second for it to get to the full volume you had preset for that channel.

The amp and speaker models are mostly worthless. There’s probably about 3 or 4 amp models I like and most of the speaker models just muddy up the sound too. Personally, my favorite sound I’ve gotten out of this amp is using a clean channel with the Boss Metal Zone distortion. That sounded amazing, but it was kind of noisy.

One really nice feature about this amp though is that it comes with a settable noise gate filter that works very well. I’ve found sometimes when using a bunch of effects, combined with a wireless system as well, a lot of noise is created, especially when distortion is on. The noise gate filter is great at knocking this extra stuff out. It also has a built in tuner.-a very useful feature.

The 400 Watt 4×12 Cabinet I’ve found to be rock solid reliable. My only complaint though is with the casters Behringer packages with it. These things are just downright awful. They aren’t ball bearing based and with the 75 lb cabinet pushing down, they’ll roll, but not necessarily in the direction you want them to. Countless times when people have seen me pushing the thing around they’ve asked if a wheel was stuck, and I assumed one wheel was gimpy or something. But after detailed inspection I’ve found that all the wheels are just cheap.

So for $450, I think my Behringer half stack was definitely a great investment. It has its flaws, but overall it makes a great deal. Yes, I’d rather have Vox AC30, but I’d also like a Ferrari. Point being, I can’t afford either one. Who cares if you can get a better amp for $1200, this amp is $450 and its worth every penny of it.

My next incremental step in recording was the purchasing of some sort of external mixer. I thought, “mixing in the computer is great, but only being able to record 1 channel at a time is annoying.” At this point I had grabbed a drum kit off of Ebay, a Taye RockPro, and found out its tantamount to impossible to record drums with just 1 input.

So a friend of mine, that dabbled in recording at one time, had a few items she wanted to unload, among these things was a Yamaha MD8 Mixer. This was a pretty decent 8-channel mixer that outputted to Minidiscs, a format Sony tried to push a few years ago, and, like most of their proprietary standards, it pretty much fizzled out. She also sold me a pair of Behringer B2031B Truth studio monitors and a Behringer MDX1400 compressor.

At first I thought the mixer was great. I could record my guitar and voice at the same time! What a revolutionary concept. But then I realized that an 8-channel mixer was almost pointless with only 1 microphone. So I looked online for the most inexpensive drum microphone set that had the most microphones and I decided on the Nady DMK 7-microphone Drum Package. It came with 2 condenser microphones for the overheads, a larger microphone for the kick, and 4 microphones for the rest of the drums.

At last I finally had a sufficient quantity of microphones, but now my problem was adapting them into the mixer. One big annoyance with the MD8 was that it only had 2 XLR inputs. The rest were just regular 1/4″ Line inputs. So this meant I had to buy a bunch of short Female XLR to 1/4″ cables. And I had to buy cables, not adapters, because all the inputs were so close together that a large transformer would take up so much room that the cables beside them wouldn’t fit.

Eventually I got all the right cables and was finally able to record some serious music. Well, not quite. I never thought I would need more than 8-channels, but only having 8-channels and the lack of being able to mix on the computer left most of the “songs” recorded seriously lacking.
The only really half decent thing we recorded was something I liked to call “Oriental Distortion”, a rock/punk version of “We Three Kings”. We recorded it live with 1 channel for Jimmy D on the Bass, 1 channel for Scott on the Electric, and then the other 6 for drums (1 for Kick, 2 for Overheads, 1 Snare, 1 for Lo-Tom and Hi-Tom, and 1 for the Floor Tom). I wish I could find an mp3 of that. Alas, I’m sure its lost somewhere on my desktop at home.

I did find one great, even money-making use for the MD8: Recording Voice Recitals. A friend of mine, Kendra, had her voice recital coming up and I can’t remember whether I volunteered or she asked me, but I got permission from her teacher to record it. And so I brought my mixer and drum mics to Meredith College. I just set up the two condenser mics on either side of the stage and let it run.

It worked surprisingly well, but that was the easy part. What took the most amount of time was figuring out how to get the audio into my computer and slicing each person’s performance into a separate track. I used some random program I got from download.com and a stereo phono to 1/8″ adapter to get it into the computer. Once I had one giant audio file I used Adobe Audition to slice it up into individual tracks and burn it to a CD. Then I had to make about 15 copies for all of the students that purchased one. Needless to say, it was a pain in the butt. Yet, I still think it was worth it and it ultimately made the purchase of that mixer actually useful.

Trying to record music on a shoestring budget with little to no instruction or experience is an extremely difficult task. Well, I guess the actual recording isn’t that difficult, but actually making it sound half decent is.

I remember the first song, or rather piece of a song, was “Crossing Guard”, written by Scott and Aaron. The song itself was really quite depressing: “Hope was lost/ in a blur of flaming yellow / cause the crossing guard / wasn’t there to save them” It ended up forming sort of a cult following at CYT (now Spiritual Twist Productions) despite its sad lyrics.

Recording equipment-wise, I had a Creative external microphone input, a Shure SM86, and Adobe Audition 1.0.

Instrumentally, we used my Schecter C1 Elite electric guitar, OLP Musicman 4-string bass, Scott’s Violin bow, and my mom’s old Yamaha keyboard.

We started off by recording the electric guitar directly into the computer and I don’t even think we used a metronome. Then we just went straight to the vocals. I think one of us heard somewhere it sounded cool to layer multiple takes of the vocals on top of each other. It ended up sounding pretty cool, but we probably could have achieved the same effect by applying a simple chorus effect.

One of the coolest things we did in that recording was using a violin bow on the electric bass. It actually sounded really great and gave a very smooth and sort of depressing sound to the song.

Well, I decided to change blog managers. I was using Postnuke, but that really was more of portal/cms than a blog manager. I decided the look and feel was really boring too.

So now I’m hoping to convert this into a space where I’m going to document my experiences and struggles with music equipment. I’ve noticed I’ve purchased a lot of music gear lately and so I want to document my thoughts on that stuff and write about how our singleTree recording sessions go.

So thats about it.

-Mark